guineverehaloway:

“Cute, right?” Gwen replied with a saccharine smile, choosing to ignore the man’s reaction. “Interesting is the right word. Also wise and true. Like the ‘I am dark, tall and broody and everyone else is inferior and annoying’-thing,” Gwen did an exaggerated imitation of Gerard; scrunching up her face in a moody expression, talking in a deeper voice, “…has kind of been really overdone. You should try out a new personality. Life’ll be so much more fun. Trust me.”

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Gerard rolled his eyes “The personality I have has sufficed, and I don’t sound like that at all. If you’re going to mock me at least do it properly, Guinevere.”

guineverehaloway:

“Okay, sugaplums.“ Gwen commented, before raising her eyebrows. “Ugh, wipe off that smirk. You think it’s cool to hate things and have nobody care about you? It’s not. It’s really boring and predictable and sad.”

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“Sugarplums?” Gerard frowned in disgust at the nickname “That’s an interesting opinion you have there, in future just keep it to yourself. You don’t know what you’re talking about.”

guineverehaloway:

“Little? I would hardly call that little. Now you just sound like you’re lying to yourself, dude. Oh, do as you please.”

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“Don’t call me dude. You can call it what you wish, as far as I see it it was a small forgettable event.”

guineverehaloway:

“Okay, then. Good to know you haven’t lost your stoicism despite everything. You honestly have to be one of the most straight-faced people I have ever met.”

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“I’m hardly going to let a silly little demon trick get to me. I’ll take that as a compliment then.”