I Gerard shruggedNothing, why do you think I have something of interest happening in my social life?
Gerard shrugged If nothing interesting is happening why does it matter?
Day: September 30, 2014
My life is pretty boring actually, nothing interesting at all. Unless you want to swap hair styling tips and whatnot?
What makes you think I do anything but wash and brush my hair?
“That’s not true. And I’ll call you whatever I want, dude. What’s got your panties in a twist or is this just your personality?”
Yes you bloody well were. Call me dude one more time and I will rip out your throat. My personality is perfect I’ll have you know.
Do my boobs look good in this dress? Or does it just look like I’m trying too much?
Go bother someone else with your inane questions. 
Gerardo Beltrano 